Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...