I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...