Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”