The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Traditional Service
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding....
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...