60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Snow Boarding For the Young
When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...