Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
David Beckham
whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and...