If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
A painful adjustment
Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...