The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps