Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...