Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...