Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.