Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...