Celtic Mortality
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Like Father, Like Husband?
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Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
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There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Time for the wedding
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10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
OLD NEVER DIES 13
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