Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...