What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...