Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...