Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...