Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...