Grandma changed
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Politically Correct Santa
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Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Cat technical support problems
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Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...