Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Unpaid parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...