Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!