Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...