The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...