The power of shifting
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The politically correct Christmas
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A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
2 2
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked “How much is 2 2?”...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.