The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...