What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...