The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...