How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...