Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...