What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
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There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
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Did Santa Give You That Present?
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A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
Educational priority
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No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
You’re in big trouble
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