The absolved
There was a large nuclear accident and one of the worlds largest cities was...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...