I am not forgetful
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Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods…
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Clearing it
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Ventriliquist
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Crocodile-done-blonde
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Goodbye To Bin Laden
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Very stupid musician
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Insurance Claim Statements
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