37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...