The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.