A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...