They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...