Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.