What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Viagra again.
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Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Stupid attorneys
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A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...