Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...