Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
During the Mexican/American war…
During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days...