The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Donkey Woman!
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!