George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
You’re back again?
|The Judge said to the defendant. “I thought I told you I never wanted...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Lipstick
According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...