Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...