The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...