Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Purchasing the shoes
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...