‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...