Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...