No cookies for Grandpa.
A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...