Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...