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Spiders!
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I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
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What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Trying to be impressive
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Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Diary of a computer lamer
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How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.